Vamipres. Werewolves. Creepy CGI Babies.

Theatre Contra is back and they're taking on the ENTIRE Twilight Saga. But can they do it all in just 60 minutes? Can Bella survive high school, love triangles, vampire secret societies, bed-breaking sex, and a plethora of terrible wigs before the clock runs out? Can Edward stay looking so intense that he may actually be constipated for a full hour? Will anyone explain the terrifying CGI creature named Renesmee? Probably not...but we're going to have a lot of fun trying.

Whether you're Team Edward, Team Jacob (or, let's be real, Team Charlie), join us as we explore why we all thought it was okay that a 100+ year-old dude was dating (and sometimes stalking) a freshly minted 18-year-old because a Mormon lady thought it was romantic.

Directed by: Bryant Edwards & Liz Crino
Stage Manager: Fable Rowell
Associate Producer: Leslie Miller

Featuring:
Adaeze Nwoko
Adam Howard
Chaz T. Martin
Eliza Waterman
John Patouhas
Jo Vito Ramírez
Katie Frazer
Mariah Ghant
Tay Sconiers

September 2026